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This hoodie/sweatshirt/pullover isn't just a piece of clothing/apparel/gear; it's a statement/declaration/manifesto. It says, "Don't talk/mess/bother with me before my coffee/caffeine/energy drink" and "I run/live/thrive on {sarcasm/dry humor/wit." You can wear this baby/gem/treasure to your office/class/weekly coffee run, but be warned: it may attract/repulse/confuse people. Let's be real, we all need caffeine.

Java, Because Adulting Is Hard AF Hoodie

You know that feeling? The one where you're drowning in tasks and your brain is running on fumes. Yeah, adulting is tough. But hey, at least we can laugh about it, right? That's why this Coffee, Because Adulting Is Hard AF Hoodie is the perfect way to express your feelings. It's comfy, it's funny, and it's basically a wearable therapy session. Plus, who doesn't love a good cup of tea anyway?

• Rock this hoodie to your next meeting
• It makes a great surprise for the adult in your life who's struggling
• Pair it with your favorite sweatpants for ultimate comfort

My Blood Type is Coffee Hoodie

I don't desire caffeine like a ordinary person. I function on pure brew. My veins are flowing with dark roast. Truthfully, if you ever see me rocking this hoodie, it's a obvious sign that I'm fully fueled.

• Grab yours before they vanish into the ether!

Donut Kill My Vibe (Unless It's With Coffee) Hoodie

This hoodie is for the real vibe seekers. You know, the kind who dig a good vibes and aren't afraid to sport their style. It's got that cozy look with a touch of sarcasm, making it perfect for braving the world. Plus, let's be real, coffee is the only thing that can ruin your vibe. And this hoodie knows that.

• Features: Super-soft material
• Shades: Black, and maybe a some crazy ones too
• Fits: True to size, so you can feel confident in your decision

Score yours now before the vibes run out!

Warning: Could Spontaneously Talk About A Coffee Hoodie

This individual is a serious fan of their coffee-themed hoodie. Like, really check here serious. They've been known to suddenly burst into conversations about it at the weirdest unpredictable times. Don't be surprised if they start a detailed rant about its material, pattern, or even the ideal coffee pairing. It might take an eternity to steer them back to other topics, so be prepared for a caffeine-fueled experience.

Sweatshirt I Run on Coffee and Chaos {

This isn't just a piece of apparel, it's a statement. A declaration to the world that you thrive in the beautiful mess. You're fueled by caffeine and driven by deadlines, all while rocking this super comfy fashion choice. Whether you're conquering your to-do list, or just unwinding after a long work day, this hoodie is the perfect way to show off your flair.

• Double the cool if you pair it with some dark circles for that authentic look.
• Rock this vibe and let everyone know: You run on energy drinks.